Thursday, June 25, 2009

Crazy Plant

I love the climate of the Bay Area and San Francisco in particular. It's easy and moderate but there's rich greenery all year round, often with blooms twelve months of the year.

Many of the plants here are familiar from the UK where I grew up. Like Nasturtia, for instance, which love it here. Roses, poppies, geraniums, they're all here too... and seemingly all year round.

Some plants which are common here are to me other-wordly, though, particularly succulents. Look at this crazy thing:

Crazy Plant

Monday, June 22, 2009

Castro Street

I took these two photos from the same spot. This one of Castro Street:

Castro Street
and this one of Wendy:
Wendy

Monday, June 15, 2009

House For Sale

Wendy and I have been looking at houses to buy out of the corners of our eyes for a year or so. Over the last few months we've started to gently increase the pace of our search, using Redfin. In the last few weeks we've been to a few open houses and started to pay significant attention to "the market" in our target area.

Yesterday we saw this place on the south side of Bernal Hill. We liked it a whole lot and it's the first place we've seen which suddenly put us into "this would be worth trying to find a loan for"-mode. So we're working through a bunch of financial things at the moment.

Putting it on Flickr made me realize how difficult it is to convey the layout of a place using still images, but it gave me a chance to try out Flickr annotations. Check it:

Pretty stove

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Daffodils

These things were glowing for about a week on our dining room table. What a wonderful sight.

Daffodils

Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Moment of Escape

All of a sudden during Carnaval 2009, this tiny dog managed to break away from its leash. I captured the moment of escape right here:
The Moment of Escape
and then documented the dog's adventure until the moment of recapture:
DogDogDogEnd of the Line

Monday, June 08, 2009

Chicanos

Man, I love Wikipedia

Chicanos Pride

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Switchy Makes It

It's over six years since March 2003 when I moved to the States. I still remember that when I first got here there were a number of tangled hurdles to get through, for instance:

  1. You can't get an apartment without a US bank account to write rent and deposit checks against
  2. You can't get a US bank account without a Social Security number
  3. You can't get a Social Security number without an address (see step 1)
Now of course it turns out that there are cracks through which you can slip and break the cyclic dependency. If you talk to the right people at the bank it turns out that under some conditions, with the right letter from your employer, and your passport, and so on, they'll open a bank account for you. So you do that, get the apartment, get the SSN (beware the crazies in the place where they issue them), and suddenly you exist.

Credit is pretty much a whole other thing, though. Here there are no cracks through which to slip, and they tend to make damn sure of that (recent economic events and revelations notwithstanding). I remember asking US Bank for a credit card after I'd banked with them for three months; they offered me one with a $1,000 credit limit, but only if I give them a $1,000 deposit. I think they had a different understanding of the word "credit" from my own.

That same summer I bought my car for cash. I had to! Who's going to lend money to someone with no credit history? It turns out that no credit history is literally worse than a bad credit history. You're basically an apparition. At the age of thirty you've materialized from nowhere amongst people who've been in the system, leaving traces, for a decade or more. Credit is pretty impossible as an immigrant... and don't even get me started on auto insurance.

So against this backdrop you can imagine my pleasure finding that a friend of mine, Switchy McSwitchenstein, who blogs over at http://switchy.net, had no such trouble whatsoever. You might think that Switchy, having no US bank account, no credit history (and not even, between you and me, actually being a real person) might suffer some of the same problems getting credit in the States. You'd be wrong. He's been receiving, completely unsolicited, pre-approved credit card applications in the mail for quite a while now.

Pre-Approved Credit for Switchy

When I got here, it took about a year before I got my first pre-approved credit card application from a financial institution I'd actually heard of. I remember feeling at the time that the credit-score apparition which was me must have finally solidified: I'd "made it" as far as the system was concerned.

Switchy was offered pre-approved credit, from Amex no less, within three months of launching his blog. I bow to him!

In other news, Switchy has started blogging again. Check out http://switchy.net.

Monday, June 01, 2009

24 Minutes

If ever you wondered about spending half an hour parked here, be advised...

24 Minutes

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Bruschetta

Brusca is Latin for firewood. Bruscare means "to grill/toast over wood coals". Bruschetta, then, is an Italian toast-based dish—pronounced, of course, as "brusketta".

Anyway. We were in Vino Rosso. It was yummy.

Bruschetta

Friday, May 29, 2009

San Francisco Carnaval 2009

If you follow Wendy on Twitter you might have seen her surprise at something I brought home from BorrowLenses.com the other day [sidenote: BorrowLenses.com are simply superb! They are also personally super-convenient for pickup and drop-off, right on my commute between here and Google]. I figured it would be fun for the long weekend, and to use for photographing Carnaval.

Wendy and I both remember moving to San Francisco at the end of May 2005, driving here from Denver over Memorial Day weekend exactly four years ago. We'd missed the parade by a couple of days but have watched it each year since; it passes within 30 yards or so of our house. It's full of color and character, and also of characters. People who make up, dress up, come out and hang out just to wander down the street with the rest of the costumes.

I've managed to snap some reasonable photos in the past (eg. some from last year) but never really been satisfied. Perhaps the new lens would get me a little closer and more able to capture the spirit? It sure is a beast. Weighs 6lbs, is frickin' enormous with the lens hood on, and comes in its own padded suitcase with a huge leather lens cap. Wicked-fast autofocus, though, and f2.8 wide open on a 300mm lens? That's amazing.

And despite the teasing from my wife, I'm pretty happy with my picks from the day:

IMG_3099

Monday, May 18, 2009

Life

My mom had a piece published in The Guardian this weekend. Deeply touching, it made me think hard. I hesitated when posting these photos of "Life Is Good" balloons:

Life Is Good

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Sunlight patch in my study at home

Exactly once each year I get sunlight in my office. Here it is, this tiny patch reflected off the windows of the house across the road, through a narrow slit past strange angles in hall and living room and onto my bookcase. In a couple of days the angles won't line up any more at any time of day, and that'll be it for sunlight in my office for another year. Sixteen minutes of sunlight each year and here they are. It's the tick of a slow clock. It's like Stonehenge here in the Mission.

Sunlight patch in my study at home

Monday, April 13, 2009

Spring Break Road Trip - Wednesday

We took a zig-zaggy route from Lone Pine, CA (A), to Las Vegas, NV (F) --- passing through Stovepipe Wells, CA (B), Furnace Creek, CA (C), Dante's Peak, CA (D), and Indian Springs, NV (E).

The scenery along the way? Stunning. I can't tell it, so have a look at the photos. Here's just one:

Into the Valley

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Spring Break Road Trip - Tuesday

We began Tuesday morning by spending a few more hours down by the Topaz Lakeshore, so serene as it was. We went on a micro-hike through the rocks and brush around the water, meeting towards the end some wrinkly local fisherman who cheerfully informed these sandal-clad urbanites that "there's a buncha rattlers around here this time of year". At this point we tip-toed back to the car and headed to our next stop.

Next stop was Lone Pine, CA, and Google's directions from Topaz Lake to the Dow Villa Motel there couldn't be much simpler:

Directions
And indeed 192 miles later there it was, on the left on the main road:
Dow Villa Motel

You'd have been forgiven for missing it, though, in the day's dust storm. Dust storm! The guy at the Dow Villa reception shrugged resignedly and confessed that no, it wasn't unusual for the town---and that yes, it sucks. He'd lived there a few months and didn't seem to be loving it so far. He muttered about the dry lake bed, and looking at satellite images of the area you can definitely see where all the dust comes from.

For a photographer it was something brand new: a cloudless spring day at 3,700 feet and yet strangely hazy and completely deserted:

School School

Bright sun on the dust in the air seemed to make everything glow, although that's not the easiest to capture in pictures. The emptiness of the place was easily recorded, though: when I say "deserted" I mean really deserted:

Double Bar
Empty Street
Deserted Street

We took refuge in a bar, played some cribbage and shuffleboard (we were the only people in the bar apart from the barmaid and her beau), and waited out the storm. After the dust had subsided I took some pictures in the setting sun

Three Trees
and we had dinner in Lone Pine's finest "Seasons".

I uploaded more photos too, including a rare shot of the artist himself.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Spring Break Road Trip - Monday

Topaz Lake (population 2,128) is a tiny town about 30 miles south-east of South Lake Tahoe, and 65 miles due north of Yosemite Village. It's right on the California-Nevada border; in fact the border runs right through the lake itself. On arrival in the area you will find

  • a motel;
  • a lake; and
  • a small lodge with a casino
which we visited in that order after our drive from San Francisco.

The motel was nice enough, with a view of the lake and... well, that's pretty much it unless you count a parking lot. We checked in and went straight down to the lakeshore to hang out for a while. I got these pictures down there in the setting sun:

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After it got dark we went to the casino, the only place in town to eat. The tempting cash-for-catch offer outside gives away the local pastime: people in Topaz Lake like their underwater animal friends, it turns out, but they like them even more when they've been snagged and brought up above water. And if the interior of the casino is any guide then they like them most when they're stuffed, mounted behind glass and nailed to the wall.

The casino was half-closed on a Monday night, but the bar was open and over a few beers we learned to play video poker. After a quick dinner and we wandered back to the motel. It was dark but I think we saw some more dead fish on the way. Fish are everywhere in Topaz Lake.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Man on Hill

I liked this one. I liked the others too.

Man on Hill

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Empire Strikes Retrospectively

I forwarded "Empire strikes forward" to a good friend of mine who I knew would enjoy it. Delightfully, he countered with the below, here with his permission with his comments in bold interspersed with the original in italics:

1) Use firearms. Blasters are slow, not very powerful, and easily deflected by a light saber. An AK-47 would be far, far more effective. And don't forget the training! Despite the advantage in fire power, the storm troopers clearly can't shoot straight. Take them out to a range once in a while, and see how much more effective they become only after a couple training sessions!
Projectile weapons were rendered obsolete many years ago by kinetic deflector shields, which most people still carry around with them. Light, discrete and 100% effective
2) If you use droids to fight your wars, build the best kind - do not waste time and money on anything else. It looks like the Destroyer model is more effective than50 units of the other kind (and even more effective than a Jedi). I doubt it could be more than 3 times more expensive. Why not just build Destroyers?
But just like the fact that the army has humvees *and* tanks, you need a selection of droids. Destroyers can't negotiate stairs and are no good at fighting in groups, for example. Perhaps most importantly, key parts of the Destroyer design are patented, making them 100x more expensive than generic droid designs.
3) And while we are on this subject, let's have droids use more effective communication channels than human speech when they talk to each other. The same goes for all interfaces between the droids and everything else - spaceships, vehicles, and weapons. There is no reason while a droid should press a button to fire a weapon - a wireless interface would control it far more efficiently. Also, do invest in computerized targeting for your weapons. If your droids can already see, making them very accurate shooters is a relatively trivial task - ask any engineer.
One technology - super-advanced field jamming - made wireless technologies obsolete 2 centuries ago.
4) Missiles seem to be an extremely effective weapon in Star Wars, except that there are very few of them. Why not build more of them and launch, say, 20 or 30 at a time? I doubt the Jedi, who have visible trouble dealing with one or two, would be able to escape ten. Also, consider building missiles that are FASTER than the star fighters they attack.
Missiles are never faster, cos they have smaller engines. They're more maneuverable, cos of inertia, but can never outrun ships (as there's no friction) and that's why they're hardly ever used, except in situations where maneuvering is tight and they can take advantage of their agility.
5) Consider using encryption. It looks like anyone can plug into the system anywhere and take control of everything in the space ships. This problem has been solved years ago! It really is not that hard.
The imperial mainframe OS is notoriously riddled with security holes. Although 22 CTOs have been executed, the main imperial supplier continues to deliver shocking quality software, but is so deeply entrenched that's it's impossible to replace. Most commentators believe this effective monopoly status is the cause of the problem.
6) Pack animals are slow, can't carry much, and are very, very hard to maintain. They need food, living compartments, etc. Consider eliminating them from the army in favor of mechanized transporters. Animals are not very effective in executions either - this has been proven many, many times. Instead of staging elaborate shows with giant predators that always fail to kill the prisoners, just shoot your captives, and put their heads on a stick.
There's a galaxy-wide shortage of actuator motors of sufficient power to meet transporter demand. The military are embarrassed by their temporary reliance on alien pack animals, but what can you do?
7) I cannot overemphasize the importance of conventional firearms. If the probe sent to assassinate Princess Amidala had used a regular rifle instead of the poisonous centipedes, the subsequent events might have taken a very different turn. And in space, consider using nuclear weapons. The laser guns you currenlty mount on your ships are massively underpowered.
Energy weapons are rendered less effective by shields, but still do better than nuclear weapons, which are difficult to deliver (see problem with missiles, above). Plus you have to drop you shields to fire them, meaning almost certain destructions from the enemy's otherwise lethal energy weapons (see below).
8) Did you know that space ships do not need wings to fly in space? Once you get entirely comfortable with this (yes, I do know it's extremely hard, given that they even make fying noises while moving through vacuum, but making this leap of faith might be crucial to your survival - do it!) you can start using very different design paradigms - like, for example, minimizing the surface area so your spacecraft is easier to protect and harder to target.
These are not wings, just mounts for weapons in order to give them better firing positions.
9) On the subject of spaceship designs - there must be something in the way you build them that makes them explode after they are hit. Unfortunately, this applies to all other vehicles as well. While this generates impressive visuals, this design point leads to unnecessary casualties among your troops. Consider enclosing whatever it is that explores in extra layers of protection. You have already solved this for your small weapons, which do not seem to have the same problem. Why not use similar design everywhere?
Once shields are depleted or knocked-out, the awesome power of energy weapons becomes apparent.
10) This is more of a tactical rather than an engineering advice, but I will give it anyway. Instead of deploying the Walkers and other weird ground assault vehicles, consider attacking from the air to suppress the adversary's ground troops.
There is a surplus of walkers, following a contract the Empire signed with the Emperor's brother-in-law's military walker company. And because of protectionist measures from the walker manufacturing industry and the WOU (Walker Operators Union).

In other news, here's one from a while back:

No No No

Thursday, March 26, 2009

UK and Back

This time last week I was sitting on a flight to England. Wendy and I got to see not only my family but also lambing season in Derbyshire in beautiful Spring sunshine. Utterly gorgeous. I took a bunch of photos.

Lambs and Sheep

We got back on Monday evening. On Tuesday we went for a walk on a lovely San Francisco sunny day. A bunch more photos.

21st and Sanchez

Monday, March 16, 2009

Diner

Going to the UK in a few days; excited! Here's one of my favorites from the weekend:

Diner

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Springtime

Spring is here in San Francisco. The clocks have changed too, and at 6.41pm right now the sun is still up. Everything's coming alive.

Wendy and I took a walk up over and around Potrero over the weekend---we both feel so lucky to live in a place where one can set off on foot from the house in any direction and have a great time just walking around the city and seeing what's going on.

I uploaded some pictures I took on the way to Potrero and back:

Dumpster

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Black and White in Bernal

After playing around with black and white for a bit, and also with a tilt-shift lens, it was only a matter of time before I married the two. I just uploaded a set taken last month on a walk up Bernal Hill. It's a very photogenic few miles up and around and down the hill:

Intersection

Monday, March 02, 2009

Mandolin Slicer

for all your mandolin-slicing needs:

Mandolin Slicer

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Beetle Massager

for massaging beetles:

Monkey Peeler

for peeling monkeys:

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Tilting and Shifting

Another thing I've been playing around with (as well as black and white) is a tilt-shift lens I have on loan. Such a joyous thing! Here are some recent shots with it:

Potrero Hill